Dinner Party Guests Top Fives

[Boot Cleaner]

You are hosting a dinner party and have to invite 5 celebrity/famous people guests but, so that there are no gaps in life experiences ruining the conversation, they all have to be born in the same year as you.

You can include guests that are deceased now.

Mine would be

Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge
Gennady Golovkin
Hayley Atwell
Seth Rogen
Yvonne Strahovski

 

[Tom]

I was born in 1984

Scarlett Johansson (actor)
Prince Harry
LeBron James (basketball player)
Calvin Harris (musician)
Andreas Iniesta (footballer)

 

[Dylan]

Tom Brady
Tom Hardy
Thierry Henry
Katheryn Winnick
Shakira

 

[Gemma]

Cristiano Ronaldo
Lewis Hamilton
Anna Kendrick
Bruno Mars
Chrissy Teigen

 

[Birdman]

Charlize Theron
Angelina Jolie
David Beckham
Tiger Woods
Mike Vrabel

 

[Son Of Jack]

1979

Heath Ledger
Kevin Hart
Kimi Raikkonen
Valentino Rossi
Morena Baccarin

 

[Bandit]

1979

Also 1979 so I invited your uninvited

Travis Fimmel
Andrea Pirlo
Kelly Brook
Drew Brees
Pink

 

[Mouth]

Johnny Lee Miller
Tim Peake
Karl Urban
Rebecca Romijn
Vanessa Paradis.

I've got The Rock and Zinedine Zidane as bouncers to keep Priti Patel and Miranda Hart from gatecrashing.

DJs are Liam Gallagher and Billie Jo Armstrong

 

[Sad Professor]

1966.

Eric Cantona (24-05-1966)
I like an arrogant, talented footballer who thinks they are above everyone else, whether it be Cantona, Zlatan or Hristo Stoichkov (who could also have made this list). Eric gets the invite for his goal "celebration" after that chip v, Sunderland, in 1996 and his challenge on that arsehole Crystal Palace fan in 1995.

James Richardson (29-05-1966)
Saturday mornings in the 1990s were epitomised by the Golazzo theme, the rustling of the Corriere Dello Sport and a sip from an espresso cup on an Italian piazza. His punning is at times glorious and I continue to enjoy his football podcasts.

John Cusack (28-06-1966)
My favourite actor and lead role in my favourite film, Grosse Pointe Blank. A master of niche films, but never seems to shine in mainstream movies. Also has some interesting political views.

Cindy Crawford (20-02-1966)
The reason I spent most of my 20s determined that I was going to find and marry a brown-eyed brunette and the more that they looked like her, the better. I'd still leave Mrs. SP, a blue-eyed redhead, if Cindy would have me. This dinner party is my best and probably last chance.

Richard Wiseman (17-09-1966)
Sceptical thinker and author of some brilliant books such as Quirkology and 59 Seconds that make psychology far more accessible and interesting. He's also a magician, so that could be a useful diversion if things start going wrong.

 

[Crabtree]

Britney Spears
Peter Crouch
Sheridan Smith
Katie Mixon
Tom Meighan