I couldn't find the egg whisk. How can an egg whisk go missing when all it does is sit in the cutlery drawer. I phone my boyfriend at work and asked him if he'd seen it. He says, is that the silver thing with the funny bent spokes? Yes, I say. Yeah, he says, I used that the other week to stir the paint 
I know I can use a fork but it's not the point.
I know I can use a fork but it's not the point.